Teenis

A very small penis (Tea-nis)

Friend: My boyfriend doesn't want to have sex

Other friend: He probably has a teenis

by Trash bag69 November 21, 2018

teethist

discrimination based on teeth, especially against crooked teeth

wow, that's very teethist of you

by bobdogg March 24, 2011

teets mccon

The definition of "Man-with-milk", teets mccon is absolute walking sex. Anyone just to touch his nips should feel ever so privileged as they are perfectly shaped and sized. Mondays are the biggest day for teets mccon however as monday is always milking day, where in some cases 14L has been produced in one squeezing.

i wish i had the nips of teets mccon

by Teetss October 10, 2013

Textist

One who is prejudiced against or antagonistic towards communicating primarily or frequently via text.

I’m not sure this girl digs me, she doesn’t respond to my good morning texts

Dude, maybe she’s just a textist

by grayhat September 3, 2022

teethsteering

When you are steering your car biting down on the steering wheel for one reason or another.

I recall doing some pretty expert teethsteering once on my way out to Vegas with a very good friend!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2020

Tweetist

A person that follows you around and updates your Twitter for you so you do not have to.

Person 1: Who is that?

Person 2: Oh, that is my Tweetist. He is making sure that my friends know what I am doing all the time.

by Zemmiphobe May 1, 2009

torquing your teets

Gender neutral and far superior variant of "busting your balls"

Synonyms:

Yankin' yer chain.
Jerkin' ya shaft.
Ticklin' your peaches.
Flicking your tits.
Pinching your pud.

Guy: That shirt blows.
Girl: OMG WTF.
Guy: I'm just torquing your teets.
...or...
Dude, you've gotta be torquin' my teets.

by Androecium February 13, 2014