When Ghetto Spread stops trending, we die.

BLUE TEXT GOES: When Ghetto Spread stops trending, we die.

Person 1: Ahoy, have you seen that guy on UrbDic?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: I don't know man but when ghetto spread stops trending, we die.

by DontPlayTheHateGameThePlayer June 13, 2021

ball tending

Using your hand to cup your balls as a makeshift suspensory or scrotal support to keep from rupturing yourself from grunting and forcing out an unusually large turd or from constipation.Can also be used to protect balls from over-spray in wicked projectile diarrhea situations.In this scenario the ball sack is pulled up between the legs,safely sheltered from splatter and back-splash.

I can tell from they way my bowels are growling I'm gonna be doing some ball tending very soon.

by wolfbait51 June 4, 2011

trending tab

Gulag filled with cancer patients (ie: Fallon and Lele Pons)

The trending tab is a cyst pool of late night shows and buzzfeed

by NibbaLicker June 22, 2019

tending cattle

Going to the bar with the intention of picking up a hot chick...then going home with a fat girl.

Im hungry like the wolf, but I'll end up tending cattle. -BHG

by JJames September 17, 2005

hole tending

Goal-tending, in basketball, is the act of blocking the ball right before it goes in the basket. Hole-tending is right before you stick your dick in a girls pussy or asshole and she rejects the insertion

Bob: Yo, did you get laid last night?
Steve: I thought so, but that cock-tease was hole tending.

by DCo311 November 15, 2010

Trending

The UrbDic home page section that apparently shows what words are trending, but I can't remember the last time Watermelon Sugar WASN'T on trending #1

WHY IS WATERMELON SUGAR STILL ON URBDIC TRENDING!?

by SloveneInSerbia May 26, 2021

trending

"Trending" is a mutilation of the English language that means "currently popular." It derives from a sad misunderstanding of the verb "to trend" as meaning "to become a trend."

Twitter's "Trending Topics" list has probably contributed to this degeneration.

A: I said "Wikileaks is trending now" when I should have just said it was a popular news story. What's happening to me?!

B: The internet has ruined your mind. Reading pop culture on the internet is the worst thing you could do to your ability to communicate in plain English short of taking up a career in contract law. Hence "trending."

by sadly becoming prescriptionist November 22, 2011