Tectonic

When two girls rub their asses together

Two girls booty to booty. The ass crack being a fault line, rubbing two fault lines together is like plate tectonics. You feel the earth move if the asses are big enough

by wyattwerp July 1, 2011

Tectonic

1, Great, Large and shifty only on the surface. (Somewhat in the since of being shallow)

2, Only within the scale of what you know or could understand.

1, "Oh -that Steve, He is so tectonic"

2, "I rather read a book that is tectonic too me"

by ~mechasun~ October 22, 2008

Tectoned

A term named after sexy af youtuber tectone. The term refers to someone who is getting terrible luck on a gacha game especially the weapon banner in genshin impact.

Fuck, I'm getting tectoned!

by ShampooDrinker September 15, 2021

Tectonic Shit

When you have a shit ready to exit a person's colon, but waited too long. The shit starts traveling back up the colon to start hibernation, but it is met with a new shit ready to blow out. The turds collide in the intestine and start to overlap just like tectonic plates.

John: "Karl, where have you been all day?'
Karl: " I somehow managed to pass a tectonic Shit and not die"

by Technobish October 31, 2017

Flesh Tectonics

The overlapping and constant movement of the flabs of skin on the obese man's abdomen.

My friend, evidence of the flesh tectonics is easily found at the all you can eat buffets and/or the dance floors.

by Roadside Jesus September 25, 2009

Party Tectonics

the movement of one or more people making their way through a large mass of other people (e.g. A crowd) in order to get a better view of a stage or to another location of the room, much like plate tectonics

The flow of party tectonics has a south eastern strike going to the keg.

by Lichimae January 7, 2012

Tectonic Tits

When a girl’s tits are massive.

How big are her tits?
34DD
Man she got some tectonic tits

by Just fora joke October 5, 2020