technoidiot

one who is not only a technophobe, but when confronted with technology, has no idea how to operate it or how to figure it out.

bill realized that mary was a technoidiot after he bought her a new blackberry and she could never check the voice mail.

aunt thelma has prooved her technoidiotness after being unable to move the mouse on the screen.

by chrisfarleysuperhero December 20, 2008

techcident

accident caused by the use of recent technological advancement.

My girlfriend techcidently didn't invite her sister to breakfast as the text was sent to the wrong Carmen.

by RalfieDee March 11, 2011

techodefaphobia

Fear of taking a shit without your phone

Math teacher: Leave your phone
You: I can't, I have techodefaphobia

by UrHomieNemo March 6, 2021

Techzoid

A man who enjoys acting like a robot and wants everything around him to be the same, e.g. a cat. He loves to bot in everything, including video games and automating real life.

Person 1:wow, Techzoid is really a bot today isn't he.
Person 2:Isn't he always?

by asdasdasdasdasdqwe June 7, 2021

technidiot

1. When you send your electronic device in for repair or upgrade and it comes back in worse shape than it was, it was repaired by a technidiot.

2. Those people who claim to " follow the science" and yet demonstrate they do not know or understand any science are also technidiots.

My iphone was repaired by a technidiot. It never worked right again.

by Helium5793 March 28, 2022