TeaTards

TeaTards are the political movement of backwoods whiteys headed by deceptress Sarah Palin. With a wink and some stillettos, they do whatever she commands. When reasonable people who are against tax-rate increases get stupefied by Sarah Palin, they become TeaTards.

"Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and tell Sarah to go take a hike," shouted the throng against the TeaTards.

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Those lower-middle-class honkies are so self-righteous, they are prime examples of TeaTards.
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You might be TeaTards if you are dumb, white, dumb, and hateful.

by artfulmark February 16, 2010

Teatard

A word invented by progressive internet trolls who lack the intellectual ability to argue a position on it's own merit.

"I have no counter argument for your statements so I'm just going to call you names like "Teatard" because I can't think above a 10 year old level.

by a REAL liberal August 22, 2011

Teatard

A resident of the U.K., England in particular, who is considered dim or ridiculous.

Last night I saw a wasted, high dude running from the cops, screaming slurs and cussing them out in a British accent. Must be a Teatard!

by Geegee Gee January 29, 2014

TeaTard

A person who lets opportunist Republicans use the tea party movement for their own ends.

A politically naive conservative who is easily influenced.

Jim, the leader of the teaparty, recieved a personal visit by our conservative Republican congressman who wanted to use the teaparty movement as a platform for his campaign. Jim was impressed and did not see through the sham. It was on this day Jim became a TeaTard.

by Kirks Monkey January 24, 2010

TEATARD

someone who, when making a cuppa tea removes the teabag before adding milk.

that cuppa had better not have been made the TEATARD way???

This tea taste like a TEATARD made it.

by macks83 January 13, 2012