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Twisted Tea 

The gate-way drink for bitches to drop their panties while you vape like a faggot.
"Hey baby would you like to come over and drink Twisted Teas?"

to Twisted tea can somebody 

To put someone back in their place when they're being verbally aggressive by smacking them on the face with whatever object you can find in front of you so hard that their soul temporarily leaves their body. It's much better if it's an actual Twisted tea can, but it can be any object you quickly use as a weapon to hit someone in the face really hard.
Based on the popular video of a black guy smacking a white racist asshole who wouldn't stop saying the n word, filmed in Elyria, Ohio, in December 2020.
That guy keeps starting shit calling me slurs. I'm gonna Twisted tea can him one of these days!

2020 has me so tired, man. Too much ignorance. It makes me want to Twisted tea can somebody!

Twisted Tea (twea) 

The action of twisted tea (twea) means that you are getting ready to tell someone some fucked up drama that just happened with Becky and Kyle two seconds ago
Twisted Tea (twea) by hoodratTEA February 22, 2019

National Twisted Tea Day 

October 5th, National Twisted Tea Day. Get together with your best drinking friends and have a day FULL OF TWISTED TEAS! You must only drink Twisted Tea. TWEA TIME!
Steez - "Yo bro you know what today is right?"
Jake - "No I don't bro what is today?"
Steez - "October 5th! National Twisted Tea Day baby! Put that water down and get a TEA!"

Tea sweet and twisted 

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Girl sit down and give me the tea sweet and twisted!