sack of taters

A child whom you put to bed over a hour ago found hiding in their parents bed..

Oh goodness is that a sack of taters or is that Staci Dee?

by Jinxie Dee Breece October 18, 2020

tattered windsock

To render one's anus or vagina in a graphical state of distress, as a result of a particularly violent bowel movement or penetrative intercourse.
The description comes from the similar appearance to the ripped edges of a windsock (an item of metrological equipment used to establish wind speed/direction) as used at airports/flying schools, etc., which have become tattered as a result of excessive weather conditions.

"God, that curry last night was awesome - my arse puckered starrusty sheriff's badgechocolate tea towel holder this morning was like a tattered windsock"

"He was hung like a horse; my twat vadgegrowleryeti's welly looked like a tattered windsock afterwards"

by Chris Dwyer June 11, 2006

Tratters

Another word for toy tractors or other heavy machinery. Started on TikTok by @zacharyrichart

Wanna play tratters?

by AutumnCherry January 7, 2021

tatter bug

A bad ass black redneck

That's a tatter bug right there with a dip in on that tractor

by Themadripper July 13, 2016

taters

PO-TA-TOES, boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew. Lovely, big, golden chips, w/a nice piece of fried fish.
Even you couldn't say no to that.

OH yes we could. Ruins a good fish. Give it to us raw, and wrrrrigggling.

by k dawg August 27, 2004

joshing your taters

(V.) Similar to just joking. A term used by a small population who likes inventing new ridiculous terms. Usually results in laughter by the person to whom the phrase is said.

Can also be abbreviated JJYT.

-"David are you being serious?!?!?!?"

-"Nah, I'm just joshing your taters!"

by jamez629 September 15, 2009

Just joshing your taters

Just messing around with you

Dude I'm just joshing your taters.

by WITCHA April 30, 2010