Tarquin Churchwell

A self-proclaimed magician who rips off, cons and assaults innocent people.

I am Tarquin Churchwell; be thrilled by my magic while I steal your watch or bash in your face.

by Magic Madam December 9, 2008

Tarquin

Some would describe as piffle whizz dong but on further acquaintance can only be described as fucking hot, sexy, funny, smart, totally delicious, tummy churningly yummy. Love love love .............The cougar says I LIKE IT

piffle.....grrrr............wow....that Tarquin is one hot piece of ass

by Prokarenadol April 24, 2010

Tarquinius Superbus

Roman leader who listed raping, pillaging and plundering among his highest interests. Had a long plait. Used it to strangle unsuspecting males.

"Oho! Oh no! Tarquinius Superbus has just raped, pillaged and plundered me with his plait!"

by Maria Gonzales August 23, 2006

tarquin

A person who appears on a bluetooth search, but you will be unable to locate or find ever again. No matter how many people there are in the room/train/church/etc.

I tried searching for 'Foxxxy' on bluetooth again. I'm beginning to think this is a tarquin.

by i love tarquin December 4, 2007

tarquinia

Beautiful italian medieval town of Central Italy near Tuscany, famous for its unique and outstanding ancient Etruscan tombs.

Last summer i've visited Tarquinia, it was amazing

by Owl734 January 24, 2017

Tarquinia

A beautiful medieval town situated in Northern Lazio Central Italy, it's famous for its Etruscan necropolis and heritage.

I've been in Tarquinia once, it was truly wonderful.

If you love Etruscan civilization you should definitly visit Tarquinia.

by Owl734 November 1, 2018

Tarquin_Helmet

AKA Tarquin, Tarquin_Helmet
A man whose famous for slander Max Verstappen, Michael Masi, FIA, and sometime Helmut Marko, Christian Horner, and Red Bull Racing entirely.
For example Masi, Horner whose lifting the Mickey Mouse Trophy, and Marko riding in the Clown car.
And also, he's the number 1 Rob "Asshole" Myers followers and the notorious TeamLH followers.

February 7th, 2022

Day on Twitter
Tarquin -

New F1 safety car?

Source: @Tarquin_Helmet

by Htar1 February 15, 2022