Tardbilly

A white dude who thinks he is wanted in a group and really is only let in out of pity.

Or, a retarded hillbilly.

That Emo know-it-all fag boy is a tardbilly.

by QueTacos November 6, 2006

Tardbilly

Cross between a retard and a hillbilly

Look at that guy, he is a tardbilly.

by Kevdrea July 10, 2005

tardillion

A number so friggin' huge that it's beyond stupid - it's retarded.

Congress just passed another spending bill giving 695 tardillion dollars to the lobbies that paid for their election campaigns.

by The Evil Steve March 14, 2009

Tardbilly

Someone who doesn't have the sense God gave a jackrabbit; possibly a result of inbreeding.

"I can't believe that Tardbilly actually tried to launch a bottle rocket from 'there'!!" Additionally, famous last words are usually "Hey, y'all--watch this!"

by BabyBoyd July 12, 2008

Tardillo

The founding father of the friend zone. Aka THE KING OF THE FRIEND ZONE!

All hail His Grace, Luis Tardillo of Houses Friend Zone and Gets No Play, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm

by Los The GOAT June 16, 2017

tardpilled

Shortform of "retardpilled".
If someone thinks he has an intelligent insight into how the world works, but is actually just stupid, he is tardpilled.
The opposite of "based", "redpilled" etc.

Geez, this flat earth nonsense is pretty tardpilled.

by Based9000 August 11, 2023