tabulitis

a condition characterized by electronic memory overload or human cognitive impairment, occurring when too many tabs are opened within an internet browser window as a result of attention deficit and/or multitasking

Before Evan could finish Facebook stalking his ex, reading Craigslist personals, researching important background information for a major project, writing an angry email to all those who wronged him, and finishing several pornographic movies, tabulitis set in and his laptop and brain remained frozen for many hours.

by gangsta skittle April 7, 2013

tanuwijaya

All Tanuwijayas are awesome people,who will eventually get the better of you.They are smart,attractive people who do great in anything and almost everything!Though they are a little uncommon,when you meet them you will feel like you knew them forever.They also give the bet advice that you can receive.They are the best type of friends you can ever have and are generous,funny and helpful.

They are such a Tanuwijaya gang!

by GIGITAN❤️💗💖 June 14, 2018

gints tamulis

Gints Tamulis is a great friend with Ročiks. He can be mean sometimes but he’s a genuinely sweet scented boy. He never sits with Alice and Kate because he is a dick asshole and go die.

We went to the store today and saw Gints Tamulis eating salad.
I just bought a new car, my new driver is gonna be Gints Tamulis.
She was singing but unfortunately saw Gints Tamulis.
Gints Tamulis is a Tory.

by coconut soup December 13, 2021

rope-tanglin'

When two naked men facing eachother in close proximity simultaneously masturbate and attempt to ejaculate at the exact same time, causing their two "ropes" of semen to "tangle" in mid-air. A failed attempt at rope-tangling results in the unfortunate situation of either having ejaculated on another man, or having another man's ejaculate on your belly and/or chest.

After a particularly long session of rope-tanglin' with Tim, Robbie caught a load right in the eye!

by Jack Nasty July 28, 2008

Tanuki

Definition 1. Noun. A small, raccoon-like animal native to Japan.

Definition 2. Descriptor. To be so bold and reckless that you are often running into things that will certainly lead to death.

Playing The Hunter Primal:

Guy 1: the primal T-rex!

Guy 2: I have a bow and 13 arrows; I will kill it

Guy 1: that's it Tanuki

by Yuu-no-hu September 7, 2016

Tanklike

Referring to a strong, sexy sturdy athletic build, mostly on a female dancer, fitness model, or stripper

There are few things more tanklike than Alenka Bikar from behind, Kate Upton from the front, or Rita Catolino from any angle.

by shankum February 28, 2013

tangling asshole

Ones definition of butthole play with someone that they work closely with.

Singlularty of tangling assholes

See also tangling assholes

We had to separate the retired testers because they spent all their time tangling assholes...

by Fuzzy Furlong May 26, 2016