Go to the mall and find the hottest looking mannequin. Hide until the mall closes and then derobe and return to your plastic lady. Proceed to use your own hand to maneuver the mannequin's hand to jerk off with. Even though its easier, never detach the hand because the hope is that mid-rudder, the mannequin will come to life (i.e. Kim Cattrall in Mannequin) and you'll have a sex slave for life. No one likes a one-armed gimp.
Girl - "I can't wait to see what happens with Carrie and Big during the new Sex and the City movie"
Guy - "That reminds me, we have to stop by the Macy's on the way home. I need a tie that matches my new suit plus I will be able to get a Mannequin Rudder and achieve a level of satisfaction your prude ass could never give"
Guy - "That reminds me, we have to stop by the Macy's on the way home. I need a tie that matches my new suit plus I will be able to get a Mannequin Rudder and achieve a level of satisfaction your prude ass could never give"
by weezarc May 18, 2010
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You know what, maybe we should start calling your friend Padme, because he loves Mannequin Skywalker so much, right? -- Hobbit Fan, Clerks II
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Dog mannequins located in many Old Navy stores. Usually placed in front of a group of human mannequins. Unbeknownst to most people, The Great and Powerful Old Navy Dog Mannequin is our Holy Lord and Creator in disguise, pushed aside by other, more prevalent religions that favor humans more than animals. This shall all end soon. The Dog will Rise. The Dog will Rule.
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Get the mannequin hands mug.A depraved sex act and type of voyeurism popular in S&M. The female is required to pose in an odd position that is uncomfortable. Every time she moves the male shocks a puppy with a tazer causing the female to cry.
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