tantard

a person who is incapable of getting a tan. they tan, burn, peel, repeat.

i can never get tan!", "that's because you are a tantard mary

by kfell May 30, 2011

tantard

a tantard is a 'special' girl who is retarded and extremley clumsey. tends to drop things, forgets simple things such as a pair of gloves, but is also a very lovable creature and tends to make people laugh with her tantardedness.

tantard:
1)simple retarded things such as forgetting her gloves on a freezing cold day and has to waste presious time going home for them

2)clumseyness, often tends to drop hot chocolate either over herself or all over a train station floor.

by spaztard January 11, 2008

Hanktards

Isn't about the man... its about the legend. Whether it be consuming copious amounts of whiskey, grabbing a room full of people's attention, being a well spoken intelligent individual, Hanktards proves one thing... he doesn't fuck around

All my life I wanted to be the center of attention, I wanted people to be amused by my jokes, more importantly I wish I was like Hanktards.

by bdeezee June 4, 2006