turd tamper

Slang term for a homosexual.

All the guys who got the bar named "the Flaming Penise" are turd tampers.

by Garlic September 7, 2003

Coffee Tamper

a stubby metalic object that is quite similar to an anal but plug. its real purpose is the use in preparing a ht cup of coffee. however many beg the question, "do you use it before or after you prepare a hot cup of dark brown joe?"

tom loves loves his coffee tamper when he brews his coffee in the morning, his wife jane loves his cofee tamper when shes in bed.....

by CHYEAAA!!!!1 April 12, 2010

Tamper Room

A private room used for masturbating. In particular whilst watching pornographic movies.

Mick is going to the tamper room for a wank.

by Howard Green June 16, 2006

Tamper Seal

1. Any piece of film or a tab that if broken indicates a product has been used or entered into.

2. A slang term referring to a theoretical hymen covering a male or females anus.

3. A slang term for a girls hymen.

1. Make sure the Tamper Seal has not been broken on that drink before consuming it.

2. Any straight guy who has ever passed out drunk at a party where a gay male was in attendance, may want to check his Tamper Seal.

3. Some guy had already broken Sally's front Tamper Seal, so last night when I fucked her, I went in the back door and broke her other Tamper Seal.

by nut tat January 6, 2008

Tamper that box

1 : To take the virginity of a female
2 : To penetrate the vagina.
3 : Anal rape

1 : Dude, I tampered Jenny's box
2 : Dude, tamper that box!
3 : Don't tamper me, bro

by Insaniac82 December 2, 2007

tamper tantrom

temper tantrom when you're on you're period (tampon + tantrum)

relax. tell me when you're on the rag next time - can't handle another tamper tantrom of urs.

by azzzzAzzzzAzzz June 8, 2009

ball tampering

the art of fiddling with a ball or balls without anybody looking

you might want to rub dirt on yer balls before a full toss, so you fumble around in your pocket then rub some on your ball until everything gos dull then you go for the middle wicket and knock one off .... also ball tampering can be a term used in cricket

by vinnny August 24, 2006