Tallywhacker

A stick used to count bunches of bananas as they were loaded on banana boats. The workers were paid by the bunch.

Come Mr. Talley Man and Tally Me Banana.

by Charles January 04, 2005

Tallywhacker

archaic term (southern U.S.)meaning "penis"

by Hugo T. Hackenbush July 10, 2003

Tallywhacker

An informal word for penis, mostly used to make fun of the size.

Yo, James! Going inside the stall 'cuz your tallywhacker's too small?

by mikgriffen January 19, 2021

Tallywhack

To beat your partner with your penis during sexual activity.

Tallywhacker

by Charlie-O March 09, 2009

Tallywhacker

One who whacks tallies.

by Anonymous October 26, 2003

Tallywhacker

a big floppy donkey dick

dude look at seans tallywhacker its soooooo long

by cumshot22 April 15, 2003

Tallywhack

adj.
To slap another person with one's (flaccid) penis, shouting "Tally Ho!" before contact is made. Without the exclamation this is simply sexual assault.

While getting ready to go out last night I Tallywhacked my roommate.

by Scooba_Steve October 29, 2015