Taleah

Beautiful in each and every way. Has a heart of gold. A ride or die. Will ride with you through your bullshit just don't bullshit her. Very kinky. When she likes someone she will bend over backwards for that person and when she loves she loves hard.

I wish I had a Taleah. She's beautiful. Big sexy.

by Lover 420 December 19, 2016

Tallahassee wrangler

the act of grabbing the base of ones penis with thumb and pointer, squeezing and yanking your hand down to the tip.

yo dawg, he was d'ing me up on the court. next think I knew, he gave me a Tallahassee wrangler. shit gets you by surprise every dam time

by big ash 69 May 10, 2019

Tallahassee Butter Churn

The act of masturbating whilst one defecates.

-"Have you ever churned butter Tallahassee style?"
-"If you mean Tallahassee butter churn, then yes, I've done that twice today."

by Larry Lazer May 17, 2013

Talahassee Gas Mask

When one splatter farts into a hotel provided shower cap and sneaks up behind a loved one and pulls it around their face like a gas mask.

My wife was screaming at me so I gave her a Talahassee Gas Mask to calm her down.

by The Great Mistini March 30, 2015

Tallahassee Shuffle

Video Games. Where the player character circles around an object that enemies cannot destroy or move through in order to manipulate their AI and run away in the direction you wish to go.

Oh I was playing Resident Evil Village, I gave that one boss the old Tallahassee Shuffle and got away.

by 1word May 11, 2021

tallahassee two-hand tug

grabbing the base of the penis with one hand and the tip of the penis with the other. then proceed to jolt your clenched hands together up and down the shaft of the penis until ejaculation.

Cassidy gave Justin such a good tallahassee two-hand tug that he could barely hold it in.

by Justine Escobar October 28, 2010

Talahassee Tarpit

The act of spreading nutella in the females vagina, and male proceeds to lick it clean from the vagina.

Talahassee Tarpits are great this time of year

by foxay111 February 17, 2015