take you upstairs

Usually implies oral sex, also can imply bringing up a girl/guy from a party for the post party bang I.E "fuck"

I'm gonna deck the halls with these balls
hey, I wanna take you upstairs baby;)

by anonymous May 31, 2015

take you down

the new song from chris brown...which is a song about sex mostly but it's good

it ain't my 1st time but baby girl we can pretend
take this bump and grind girl tonight will never end
can i take you down
i really wanna take you down
and show you what i'm about
let me take you down
your body body

by neseychild December 9, 2007

i'll take you on

I am going to bring you down you motherfucker.

Stupid Bully: Give me your money or else I'll beat you up.

Smart Kid: I'll take you on!

by AC May 31, 2005

take you to church

When someone totally destroys you in a fight you are so terrified that you change your life to be as non-confrontational as possible.

Luis: I'm gonna beat yo ass!
Juan: Keep talking and by the end of the night I'm going to be take you to church
Luis: I'm a GANGSTA!

*After Fight*

Juan: You still talking shit?
Luis: ... I think I'm gonna start going to church...

by Abraham K. Biggs., Jr December 27, 2007

Take you to the Farm

The term which is said when one person wants to have sex with another person. It is said to see a Brown Chicken and Two Cows. (Brown Chicken, Cow, Cow).

When I get home I want to take you to the farm.

by ntzr1972 October 4, 2013

take you to boston

if you have to ask, then you don’t know

“She’s the type of girl that’s gonna take you to Boston, that’s for sure”

by itzyaboiscott December 11, 2020

Take you to the shops

As a code for saying 'cum' the slightly more polite phrase 'taken to the shops' can be used. Derived from saying i'd like to *PAUSE* to the shops with you to avoid using the word in the first place.

'Hey Cheryl Cole, I'd like to take you to the shops',
Cheryl- 'I've been waiting all my life for this'
This wouldn't actually be true, but hey, everyone can hope...

by biebs99 May 16, 2011