A paintbrush toothpick situation

Many years ago in 2019 GREG went gorilla freak out mode on his amazing, fantastical daughter because she stirred paint with a paintbrush instead of a toothpick while painting mini D&D figurines. A paintbrush toothpick situation is when someone does something small and seemingly unimportant and they get too angry.

Dollar Tree Employee- I saw you dropped that licorice on the ground YOU NEED TO RESPECT MY STORE.
Karen- (walking out the door silently whispers to herself) you should respect me
Dollar Tree Employee- You better not bring your smart-alec a** back to this store again
Molly- Bruh that was such a paintbrush toothpick situation

by Karenfromthedollartree September 12, 2019

Normington Paintbrush

The act of eating a taco bell then doing a massive diarrhoea on a girls hair, putting your penis in their arse, and then using the girl's hair as the tip of a paintbrush to paint walls/buildings/structures while using your erection to aim

Arshia: Heard you stayed at Katie's last night?
Nathan: Yeah man. We watched love is blind and then i gave her a normington paintbrush on the living room walls
Arshia: Awh hell yeah! Hope you remembered to spray some febreeze afterwards

by xXxswagmaster42069xXx February 13, 2022

Hot tamale paintbrush

When you are pooping and all that comes out is a very liquidy, steaming hot mixture.

I drank nothing but monster all day and it gave my a hot tamale paintbrush

by EnriqueLibre October 16, 2010

puerto rican paintbrush

when a man shoves his ball sack into a woman's asshole, then slaps his shit covered nuts all over the woman's face.

After that Puerto Rican Paintbrush he gave me, I had to shower 3 times just to get the stink and shit off my face and hair!!! starving artist

by Mr. Dooseldorf November 5, 2014

Indian Paintbrush

When a man, prior to intercourse, removes a tampon from a woman's cervix and applies the absorbents across her face in a paintbrush motion; a form of foreplay.

He uncorked that pon and Indian paintbrushed her forehead.

by Maretis August 13, 2014

Paintbrush Slap

when a man still has some cum on the end of his dick and slaps a girl in the face with it, leaving a paint-like smear on her face

Guy 1: "Hey man I gave that ho a paintbrush slap last night."
Guy 2: "Oh dude! That's whack!"

by Crushtheworld November 24, 2006

Taint Brush

also known as a "Soul Patch." Hair grown below the lower lip and above the chin. So named for its applications in oral sex. Useful for accusing friends of homosexuality.

Nice beard guy, how does your boyfriend like the taint brush?

by DavidFourFingers March 12, 2010