Twatmonkey

An idiot, or unpleasant person, used in the same way as douchebag, but more emphatic; one who dwells in twats, much like a buttmonkey dwells in butts

Each girl that Chuck goes for is sluttier and sluttier. He's such a twatmonkey

by JessicaLS April 10, 2006

tardmonkey

Someone with the intellect of a retarded monkey.

You're such a tardmonkey.

by John Wass November 14, 2003

Twatmonkey

Seamonkeys crossbred with crabs, they often spread by swinging from clit to clit, leaving a trail of little semen behind, or in your behind.

My mother says her husband is a real twatmonkey!

by Nicholas Gerrier December 2, 2004

Fagmonkey

1.A person who is not only a fag but also has the IQ of a monkey.

See josh over there? he tried to bang a blender.
What a fagmonkey.

by ig88b1 October 15, 2007

tmonkeyt

Spawn of Satan, made a server that consists of people who call them selves weebs but they only bump into anime on the server CAUSE' ITS FUCKING FULL OF EM, 5 year old toddlers.

tmonkeyt your server is scuffed mate

by JungleDong April 15, 2019

themonkeyherself

themonkeyherself is someone who’s good at editing on TikTok 😱

“themonkeyherself is so cool”

by POSOOPPP828181 December 22, 2020

Titmonkey

A person who is behaving stupidly who would usually be called a tit but seems so unevolved they are basically still a monkey.
Can also be used to express ones displeasure to something.

Stop it you titmonkey.
Your such a titmonkey.
Oh titmonkeys.

by kemdog007 November 13, 2011