taegan

best and funnest person youll ever meet, always gets into trouble and always has something to say. loves arguing people and getting into fights. also is a complete bitch at times but she doesnt care. loves sports and is extremely good at them and is very funny. she also always loves doing silly things but theyre fun, she aint a pussy she'll never back down on anything

"taegan is so funny
"taegans always getting detentions oh myy"
"taegans so good at football wow"

by taegan doherty x August 12, 2023

taegan maishman

A nice little poet boy who loves the sitar and hates going to school and track!!! Always taegan the L.

Taegan Maishman was taegan the L at FDU.

by Taegan February 14, 2018

Taegan Fail

Stating an opinion and then presenting evidence to backup your opinion, but that evidence actually contradicts, doesn't support, or shows that your opinion is too broad. After political pundit Taegan Goddard, who often states opinions that are not backed by the sources he uses to form the opinions.

Pundit: President Obama admitted that Democrats didn't compromise and seek middle ground with Republicans. As evidence, said Obama: "Part of my promise to the American people when I was elected was to maintain the kind of tone that says we can disagree without being disagreeable. And I think over the course of two years, there have been times where I've slipped on that commitment."

Obama's statement doesn't support the pundit's opinion. Taegan Fail.

by RobotEatingNinja November 9, 2010

Tægan the L

when you always lose at everything and let your team down in the process :(

in gym class
person 1: what’s that kid doing? he’s just talking to himself in a corner
person 2: he must be tægan the L!!

by Ravchugoleum February 14, 2018

taegan doherty

lengest, funniest n best person youll ever meet xx

'look at taegan doherty shes so amazing'

by taegan doherty x September 10, 2023

Dirty Taegan

When a male partner is terrible at sexual inter course so the female has to fake it, but he still acts as though he was the best she ever had.

“Lauren, I’m telling you he pulled a full out dirty taegan on me last night!”

by shroomhead69 June 30, 2020

Taeman

Taemin from SHINee is now a Taeman. Not a woman. He is also not innocent anymore. ACCEPT IT FOOLS.

*watching SHINee MV*
Person 1: Woah look at Taemin! He's so cute and innocent!
Person 2: FALSE. HE'S A TAEMAN. NOT INNOCENT ANYMORE FOO.

by DonghaeIsAFEESH January 5, 2013