Macophile

A die-hard mac user.

Lucy is such a Macophile; she hates Windows.

by Rafraiche August 28, 2009

tabophilia

Not to be confused with taphophilia, tabophilia is a condition in which an Internet user becomes obsessed with browser tabs. A tabophile may have 10+ tabs open at any one time with the conviction that they may have the need to save those tabs for later. Another symptom is saving tabs at the end of each browsing session and letting them carry over to the next session. This allows the number of tabs to accumulate quite quickly. Sufferers of this condition are usually net addicts.

-"Why do you have 93 tabs open?"
-"Shut up, I might need all those!"
-"Holy crap, you have tabophilia, don't you?!"
-"Yeah, sorry I meant to tell you."

by lechatfou August 12, 2009

Tedophile

someone who is sexual attracted to Teddy bears, and other stuffed animal's

That guy that cheated on his girlfriend with a teddy...he is such a Tedophile

by MaggieEms January 27, 2007

Theophile

A person who is sexually attracted to and gifted at pulling bad bitches.

Nick: Ayyy whose that dude in the vip with 25 thotties surrounding him?

Sam: That's Zach, he does this shit every weekend he's a straight Theophile.

by ZRh2pc May 12, 2018

Thaiophile

Westerners who are addicted to being in Thailand. The entire focus of their life revolves around all things Thai, and they do everything they can to avoid going back to their native country, due to miserable memories of failure. In Thailand they feel like somebody for the first time in their life. They get noticed, can afford things that the locals can't so feel successful, and can get a girlfriend who weighs less than they do for the first time ever. Losers instantly become winners.

Thaiophiles usually feel smug about being able to live in Thailand, as if it is a prideworthy achievement that all westerners but only a few clever and lucky individuals can achieve. They are convinced that westerners back in the west are highly envious. If they spend more than a week away from Thailand, they begin to suffer from withdrawal symptoms.

Look at that poor Thaiophile. He is been in Thailand way too long for his own good but is too addicted to even contemplate leaving.

by DJ Pat March 19, 2010

twatophile

A person considered as a bit of a general twat, but also likes younger girls, making him even more of a twat.

I can't believe that George likes that year nine. He's such a twatophile.

by youloveitsir July 6, 2010

Taxiphile

Taxiphile, Someone Who Has A Sexual Interest In Making Love To Taxidermied Bodies.

"I'm a professional taxidermist, what do you do?"

"I'm a Taxiphile, I fuck those sweet stuffed bodies"

by Kracker In The Pussay February 27, 2020