taco bell sucks big meaty cock
by DizzyLizzy January 26, 2007
Lets go get some sporks from Taco Bell. Maybe we can even pick up a strange disease from the food while were there!
by Freak Obscene May 01, 2004
Taco Bell is a fine purveyor of authentic, Mexican food. By understanding the menu you can speak to any person in Mexico. For example, "Yo queiro gorditas" will not only land you great eats but also the company of short, chubby girls that smell of fried ice cream.
"Man, I cannot believe the Mexican food in Mexico is so bad, I wish there was a Taco Bell to keep it real."
"I would like a Meximelt, STUFT gordita and a change of underwear, please."
"I would like a Meximelt, STUFT gordita and a change of underwear, please."
by vegasrew April 10, 2007
The best tasting nasty shit you will ever eat, such as the meximelt, burrito supreme, gordita crunch and the cheesy beefy melt. Guaranteed to give you something special with your encounter with the toilet (dont be surprised if it clogs without toilet paper)
by Sevhakop March 20, 2008
1. All bow before Taco Bell
2. Vegetarian: "Those tacoes are made out of monkey ass!"
Tacobellian: "That's some damn good monkey ass!!"
2. Vegetarian: "Those tacoes are made out of monkey ass!"
Tacobellian: "That's some damn good monkey ass!!"
by fatywick756 March 30, 2006
A Mexican-American fast food franchise that most cherish until they reach an age ranging from 15-25, in which they realize that the rat food they are consuming is repulsive.
I used to love Taco Bell, but an incident at the age of 17 led me to realize that what I was consuming was not food.
by The Wonderful Wizard December 26, 2007
God's gift to pot-heads.
by Atomicgrape April 29, 2008