by Niels Bohring February 19, 2010
a fuckin table
by sexualgrenade March 22, 2022
To be completely and utterly hammered. We're not just talking about being a little tipsy, were talking about a mild inability to stand up. This is way past the stage where your puking on the unfortunate person you're hitting on. This is like the stage right before you pass out completely and get your stomach pumped and romantic affairs with inanimate objects no longer seem that out of the question.
Ohhhhhhh maaan... i have no idea where i am, will you help meee? (grabs fork and starts talking to it) Noooo... I'm not drunk.(giggles) I've only had a couple of beeeeers. Dooo you luv meee??? I luuuv you... (passes out, wakes up in either the hospital, the county jail or someones front lawn with a very painful hangover)
Man I shouldn't have gotten so tabled last night... that was a badddd idea.
Man I shouldn't have gotten so tabled last night... that was a badddd idea.
by Zkello March 01, 2009
1) Another name for James Hetfield of Metallica, after he furiously yelled about it on Lou Reed and Metallica's "The View", from the album Lulu
2) An object on which you put things, and is usually eaten off, when sat at with chairs.
2) An object on which you put things, and is usually eaten off, when sat at with chairs.
by Dave Mustardstaine December 30, 2012
A usually flat, horizontal surface, around which people often gather to smoke righteous ganja buds, and to throw their paraphernalia on afterwards, during, and before the action of said smoking. Another interesting and defining feature of tables, is their ability to prevent to loss of the items they hold: yes, if you're ever worried about some important document, or an intricate south asian glass figurine, just find a table to place it on and you;ll know exactly where it is when you next look for it!
Guy 1: "hey dude, im so baked, i can't find anything. where are the weed and intricate south asian glass figurines at?"
Guy 2: " bro, they're on the table. right were you left them."
Guy 2: " bro, they're on the table. right were you left them."
by landlove March 28, 2011
by weedoholic June 04, 2017
The thing my computer sits on as I'm writing this. Usually used to eat with friends and families, and at gatherings.
by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 06, 2020