Tabbergassted

When a girl slams a guy in the ass with a strap on without any implications of homosexuality.

Hey man. That chick I took back home last night tabbergassted me until I came harder than a fire hydrant.

by BaronOfSalt February 23, 2019

Taubert

Someone who is so cool

Someone who everybody loves

Someone who is hilarious

That kid is so fresh his name they must call him taubert

Damn that kid is so ill probally taubert

i wish i was taubert

by antwon jaminson May 30, 2011

Tabberly

A very beautiful radiating individual who was the mother of 5 beautiful children. She is strong, soft, brave, intelligent and the most hard headed person you will ever have the pleasure to meet.

Tabberly passed away 01/05/23 and will be very missed.

Tabberly is and always will be my sunshine. -JSDA

by KissAAriesGirl January 6, 2023

Ten tabber

One who is prone to having ten tabs open on porn hub... you dirty bird you...

Ted is a ten tabber...

by LexMad October 27, 2018

taberta

a saying in reference to a person with the name Tabitha or the last name Chapman; a sudden noise followed by a growl towards a Tabitha; bell like shape using arms, legs, and hips while waddling like a goose; another name for your best friend or bitch(female dog) obviously; a desperate cry for attention of one's fellow classmates

"ah...my taberta jus crapped on my bed."
"Taberta.....!"
"Please report Taberta to the office, immediately, for her hourly application of butt cream(applied to the face)."

by Ashley mcdaniel December 9, 2008

cees tibbertsma

A guy who is awesome sauce, good to others, giving, will give you the shirt off his back.

Friend- Hey you know that guy, is he good people?
You- Yeah, he's a total "Cees Tibbertsma!"

by Cheese McMuffin September 26, 2013

tabber

v. A female that knows that a guy likes her and uses that fact to get free drugs, but never ever has sex with them or does any sort of sexual activity with them, no matter how much they beg her.

Guy 1: "Dude, I like this girl but she only wants to smoke with me. She never wants to have sex or even hang out unless we smoke."
Guy 2: "Yeah dude, that's because she's a tabber."

by kylafofyla April 18, 2011