Turtles 

A person or usually a large group of people who walk really slowly right in front of you. Turtles make it impossible to get around them or to get where you need to be in time.

-Eric, where'd you go?
:I got stuck behind some turtles, so I had to walk all the way around.
-Hahaha those damn Turtles!

Turtles by Mr. Gibbons February 24, 2008

turtles 

cool, awesome, neat-o

"Hey, I found a dollar!"
"Omg, that's so turtles!"

turtles by Triangle April 17, 2007

Turtles 

I Like Turtles

I like Turtles

Turtles by @Zombie_TurtleBoy or @Aaron J October 28, 2019

turtles 

travel in damn flocks not herds

Whoa, look! A flock of turtles!

turtles by Megan September 11, 2004

turtles 

a half-hour (30 minutes).

Q: "Eh, wat time u like meet?"
A: "Howz in like 2 turtles (60 minutes)"

turtles by randywong September 5, 2003

turtles 

evil little shits who are the reason for everything bad in life. little shits.

Me: AH ITS FUCKING RAINING.

Jamie W: ah.. it's the turtles again ¬¬'

turtles by meowww-and stuff. October 19, 2011

turtles 

Old people who walk VERY slow.

Maybe I could get outta this place if these damn turtles whold step up the pace!

turtles by Kim and Kathy June 27, 2003