Touching Grass

Personally, Something I highly recommend you do.

"You have been playing Minecraft for days now, I think you should be touching grass."

by Cool ore March 10, 2022

touch grass

What everybody in quarantine desperately needs right now

Bro 1: Man, I've been cooped up in my home for two months now
Bro 2: You really need to go outside and touch grass my dude

by Obv troll is obvious March 10, 2021

touch grass

An insult used on people whose views of the world have deviated so far from reality that it makes you wonder, "Man, have they ever seen the real world? Do they ever go outside? Heck, do they even know what something as basic as grass feels like?"

"i'm dreamsexual uwu!! X3" "...go touch grass"

by peckneckpeople January 6, 2022

Touch Grass

Something the average fortnite player hasn’t done in 4 years, they’ve also most likely haven’t had any female interaction in 4 years and will most likely be a virgin until they quit playing fortnite

Pro player: sweats on you
Nigga that actually gets pussy: touch grass you sweaty bitch

by Avatar Relief September 26, 2021

touch grass

something you say to someone who basically never goes outside

bestie please go touch grass you've spent 4 weekends in a row at online debate comps

by tsgpcdt June 21, 2021

touch grass

Used when a person is acting strange, sexual, in need of some guidance or just needs a reality check

My friend Marie has been acting over sexual and paranoid so I recommended she should go outside and touch grass.

by Loathing Pain May 17, 2021

touch grass

A Twitter user's last option for when they are losing an argument alongside other phrases such as:

-"You are arguing with a minor"
-"Racist", "Bigot", etc...
-"ratio + L + you fell off"

"touch grass"

by KalbHimar December 22, 2021