This is a phrase based on the iconic
Doofenshmirtz phrase, "Wow, if I had a nickel for the every time I was doomed by a puppet, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?" The phrase is not only a shortening of the phrase, but makes it easy to add to a
conversation without jumpcutting to "haha funny
reference".
Dude, this girl fell in love
with me, dumped me, forgot she dated me, fell in love
with me again, and dumped me AGAIN! Sigh,
you know what they say about nickels and strange occurences...