sorted

v. From English slang terminology. 1. To be sorted. To be under the influence of ecstacy. Broader uses include being under the influence of other drugs and also being equiped with ecstacy (or other substances) 2. To be organised. To have things in order.
3. syn. for cool or wicked.

1. (in a club)"easy mate, you havin' a good night"
"yeah im fuckin' sorted bruv!!"

2. "I've got to get my taxes sorted by tuesday."

3. "can you hook me up with that program you use for editing songs?"
"yeah, sure"
"sorted!"

by Olly J February 6, 2005

Sorted Out

Getting your lights smacked out by someone else because you did something wrong.

''Hey, what on earth did you do in the pub last Friday? Bob, you need to get yourself sorted out!''

by 147mphonaA4sheet February 8, 2013

Shorted

Used to describe a bag of marijuana that has less weed in it than you bought.

Guy #1: Checkout this fat quarter I got us fellas

Guy #2: Fat?? that looks like an eighth, you got shorted nigga..call up your dealer and bitch to him..why did I give you my money?

Guy #3: yeah you got ripped off..u still gonna sell me a gram?

by 311smoke420 August 4, 2008

sworded

Verb - to be impaled by a sword.
Originally coined by StrongBad, character featured on homestarrunner.com, in the game "Trogdor the Burninator"

ex: "Trogdor the Burninator was sworded mightily by a knight in shining armor."

by Misfit September 13, 2003

sworded

done for. Ruined. Wrecked.

"Man, if i don't have those sales figures in by tomorrow, I'm sworded."

by Sparkina1967 December 28, 2005

Sworded

to be struck with a sword and killed

"Oh dear Troy you have been sworded"

by J tre December 4, 2003

I snorted

When you're texting someone and they say "I snorted" it usually means they laughed so hard they snorted

OMG THAT VIDEO WAS SO FUNNY I SNORTED

by Dz3002 August 15, 2016