perch and swivel

A profane invitation whereas the one doing the inviting is flipping a most vulgar bird to illustrate how the invitee might wish to sit on it while spinning.

I have a most brilliant suggestion for you my dear: why don’t you just perch and swivel on this?

by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2021

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SwavyL

SwavyL: YEET YEET SCRRT YEET YEET SCRRT SCRRT SCRRT ROLL UP YEET DROP THAT YEET SCRRT THAT YEET POP THAT! AYE AYE AYE AYE
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I’m xxlilshrug my real name is swavyl and all I sing is: YEET YEET SCRRT YEET YEET SCRRT SCRRT SCRRT ROLL UP YEET DROP THAT YEET SCRRT THAT YEET POP THAT! AYE AYE AYE AYE
Y O U N E V E R L O V E D M E S W A V Y

by Baguetteboy999 December 21, 2020

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Swivel Rant

Usually seen on blogs and other comment sites, a swivel rant is little more than an angry run down of points/issues/people you wish to tell to go swivel.

"Did you get a response to your proposal on your blog?"

"Yeah, but nothing constructive, just a swivel rant"

by Old Slaughter February 26, 2010

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Swiveltexting

When one sits on a swiveling stool and text messages.

Another name for fucking the dog.

Rob spent the day swiveltexting instead of doing his job.

by Abed Troy June 19, 2010

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Shivya

A brilliant and brave girl who lives by her own rules. Even though many hates her and calls her a bitch, she owns it and pisses them all. She is a person who is true to herself and doesn't give two shits about what some fuck ups think about her. She has no time for shallow people who gives excuses. She owns her actions and doesn't blame others or give lame excuses because she's pragmatic.

How am I supposed to find a Shivya outta nowhere?

by Mekenzie1992 May 3, 2018

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