Shiting

The act of droping a shit

pushing a load, growing a tail, taking the browns to the superbowl, droping the cosby kids off at the pool, droping a deuce

I was in the act of shiting when the phone rang.

by DpPg January 14, 2009

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swiping the v card

Taking a girl's virginity

"Yeah, he's gonna swipe her v card."

by Tristan Schofield April 30, 2004

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Spiting Game

V. Used To Describe Someone Who Is Talking To Someone Of The Opposite Sex And Trying To Hook Up With Them (Get Number, Make-Out, Etc.)

Hey, Jay Was Over There With That Chick, He Was Seriously Spiting Game

by Jay Mthr Fckr May 28, 2008

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Credit Card Swiping

When you take your hand and swish it upward (or downward) someone's ass crack to cause them to jump. In a credit card swiping motion.

"Dude you just credit card swiped my ass! Not Cool!"

by Swanksterama November 3, 2003

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the most retarded command ever. im sure most of you have already watched dora the exlorer so you know who the fox is. dora simply asks swiper nicely to stop whatever he is doing. which is total BS cuz that is swipers job!! like dora, i dont tell you to stop walking around on your giant acid trip!! like wtf?? *sigh* anyway,
kids, do not think this works in everyday life. if you ask a bad doer to stop what they are doing, chances are, it isnt going to work.

situation where "swiper no swiping" would not work

pedofile: come here little girl. im gonna give you what you need.

helpless girl: oh crap what do i do? oh thats right! dora taught me. raper no raping!!!

pedo: wtf? oh well. *procceds to rape*

by gahhhhhwtf August 20, 2010

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