swinkle

when you smile and wink at the same time

She swinkled at me.

by Whitee August 20, 2012

swirled peas

A veritable vision of vegetable vortex is all I saw in my head ...

when I contemplated the bumper sticker sermon plastered before my face on this miserably sweltering backed-up freeway that dog-day afternoon.

It read: "Visualize WORLD PEACE !!!!!!!"

"I could much more easily imagine a green tornado of PEAS twisting a funnel on the horizon than I can picture Islamo-Fascists laying down their arms."

FATHER FIGURE: "Son, why are you convulsing ?! What's wrong?"
KID IN "THE SIXTH SENSE" MOVIE: "I see ... SWIRLED PEAS ... and ...
(whisper:) I see dead people."

by Chango Bolamongo October 9, 2006

smirkle

Verb smrikle, smirkled, smirkling
1. to assume a facial expression between a pleasure and a sarcasm, followed by a laughter.
2. an emotional response to idiotic question
3. a dance move created by Poindexter in Revenge of the Nerds.
4. gag reflex to noxious odor.

1. I don't appreciate you smirkling at me like that.

4. The smell of the gas station bathroom really made me smirkle.

by dontstealmyword August 24, 2014

snirkledunff

A derogatory term used to describe someone you hate SO MUCH, that you can think of no other term to better describe them.

Billy ejaculated all over my favorite gym socks! What a snirkledunff!

Cops are such snirkledunffs. The other day I was having sex with my pet goat in the front yard, and one wrote me a ticket!

by zader dogdiggy January 16, 2011

Texas Bowl Swirler

Quite simply, a gigantic crap that swirls along the whole bowl afteer being flushed.

Eric ended up releasing a Texas Bowl Swirler after an out of control evening at the Golden Corral

by primerx1 October 21, 2009

Swirdle

The act of sitting on the toilet while farting and laughing attempting to drop a deuce, laughing more, causing louder farts and louder laughing.

Bitch, did you just swirdle in there? It smells like a French whorehouse.

by ClivePrinceJr September 15, 2014

Australian swirley

When you grab your girlfriend without warning shortly after defecating, shove her head down the toilet, procede to flush the toilet, let her head swirl around in the fece-filled bowl for a few minutes, and then spin her around on an office chair until she vomits. After she has vomited, some may procede to push her down a flight of stairs on the office chair.

She was annoying the crap out of me, so i gave her an Australian swirley to calm her down.

by AriOz10 July 11, 2016