Victory Swipe

THe act of wiping your mouth clean after giving great head. (must use back of hand, then shake it off).

Last night I totally did the victory swipe after him finishing in only 5 minutes.

by ecugal13 August 22, 2010

Swimporrhaphobia

The fear of aliens anatomically similar to worms coming into your room at exactly 12:32 AM and handing you a grilled cheese sandwich. People typically get over this fear by lighting torches while they sleep.

Person 1: Why did you have torches lit in your room at midnight last night?
Person 2: I'm sorry, but I suffer from a chronic case of swimporrhaphobia.

by The Swimporrhaphobics August 6, 2016

Shipophile

A sick person who ships children with fully grown men.

(A word I made up so I can describe weird people like this. ((YES, shipophiles exist)) don't judge me).

Jessica: You and our teacher Mr Thompson would be such a cute couple.

You: "Eww, you're such a shipophile"

by SmallPotata December 31, 2020

Swipe and Pipe

To use an online dating service to match with partners for the sole purpose of engaging in sexual relations and nothing more.

"I totally don't want to be in a committed relationship with her; she is just a Swipe and Pipe."

"I just use my dating app to Swipe and Pipe."

by jredman April 19, 2017

Swipe Hype

The swipe hype is when you use an online dating app, such as: Tinder, Hinge, Bumble, etc. and you’re describing it to your friends. The idea is that since you’re swiping left or right, you get on a roll and are either matching with a lot of people or you are not. When you’re matching with a lot, you’ve hit the Swipe Hype.

“Hey man what are you doing on your phone over there?”

“Just hittin up that Swipe Hype to try and meet someone tonight!”

“You meet anyone on the Swipe Hype yet?”

“Nah, not yet. Still on the Swipe Hype though.

by CBAX May 9, 2019

Taco Swipe

The Female equivalent of the male Tea Bag,the act of a male placing his testicles on another person's forehead, but instead of a male placing his balls(or tea bag) on one's forehead a female places her vagina (or taco) on one's forehead.

Male: Go Tea Bag him
Female: I don't have balls
Male: Well go Taco Swipe him then

by fuckyouiwillusemyrealname December 5, 2010

shady swipe

verb. to hold down your finger on the screen as you slowly swipe right on a snap text in order to read the message without notifying the sender

Norton: Becca just snap texted me..
Gordon: What she say?
Norton: I’m not gonna open it yet cuz she’ll see
Gordon: Home slice, haven’t you heard of the shady swipe? She’ll never even know

by ludis69420 July 11, 2020