swipes

Swipes is when someone gets a haircut especially when their neck gets shaved, and you run your knuckles up from the base of their neck causing a burn.

Hey look! Mark got his hair cut! I call swipes!!

by pwilly November 14, 2006

swipey

Any rag, cloth, blanket, sock, t-shirt, towel, etc. that is used to clean up semen.

Just use this swipey to wipe that jiz off your face.

by g-man January 16, 2005

Swipey

Swipey is a term used for a person that comes into you store and switches the tags around to try to get a better price.

Customer "Why the hell is this screwdriver 300 dollars.."
Employee " That Damned Swipey Again!"

by Burnitgood May 11, 2009

Swipers Remorse

When on tinder you either swipe right on an ugly person or left on a hot person. Regretting your choice instantly or later down the road.

Guy1: None of these girls are hot.
Guy2:Really? You have to have atleast one hottie.
Guy1: I haven't seen one.....FUCK!
Guy2:What?!
Guy1:I just swiped left on a dime. Son of a bitch. I'm going to have swipers remorse on that one.

by Interemptor August 23, 2016

Swipes

Good as fuck!

Taken from tinder, we only swipe fine bitches. No association to a big dick.

Bro this milkshake swipes!

by The philos0pher September 21, 2018

Meta Swipes

People who still use Facebook in 2022.

"Those meta swipes still posting fake news in the comment sections. Wish I never bought Grandma that laptop."

by Pete Khlong October 28, 2021