Student: "You should respect my rights, you know"
Teacher: "And you should show me some respect, if you want that. The door swings both ways."
Teacher: "And you should show me some respect, if you want that. The door swings both ways."
by MichaelToTheJ June 25, 2008
Lesbian: I confess my love to you! Please marry me!!!
Straight Girl: Uh, I'm flattered but I dont swing that way.
Lesbian: Noodles are straight until they're wet...
Straight Girl: Uh, I'm flattered but I dont swing that way.
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by Daviddv0601 August 6, 2019
Golf pro: "You might want to consider following through more."
Golf enthusiast: "I don't swing that way, man"
Golf enthusiast: "I don't swing that way, man"
by SteveSorensen June 23, 2006
someone (its hotter when it is a woman) who likes to be with both men and women. This can involve a woman sucking another woman's tits, licking her vagina, sucking her clit, putting her toungue up her vagina, making out with her, then sleeping with a man.
i swing both ways so i like to have hot sex with women and men. it is better with both at the same time.
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'This Door Swings Both Ways' is a song written by Estelle Levitt and Don Thomas and performed by Herman's Hermits of Manchester, England. Surprisingly serious thoughts behind a cheery, light melody. Recorded in 1966.
lyrics:
Everyone's life is bittersweet
It's a door that opens wide
And no man can call himself complete
Till he's seen it from both sides
This door swings both ways
It's marked 'In' and 'Out'
Some days you'll want to cry
And some days you will shout
This door swings both ways
It goes back and forth
In comes a southern breeze
Or a cold wind from the north
This door swings both ways
Lets in joy and pain
In comes the morning sun
And then the evening rain
This door swings both ways
Lets in dark and light
Every day you make the choice
To let in wrong or right
When shadows fall
You must prepare yourself for sunshine
For everything there is an end
And so my friend you must be brave
This door swings both ways
Which one will it be
Will we live in happiness
Or dwell in misery
This door swings both ways
Lets in earth and sky
Make the most of livin'
If you're not prepared to die
Make the most of livin'
If you're not prepared to die
Everyone's life is bittersweet
It's a door that opens wide
And no man can call himself complete
Till he's seen it from both sides
This door swings both ways
It's marked 'In' and 'Out'
Some days you'll want to cry
And some days you will shout
This door swings both ways
It goes back and forth
In comes a southern breeze
Or a cold wind from the north
This door swings both ways
Lets in joy and pain
In comes the morning sun
And then the evening rain
This door swings both ways
Lets in dark and light
Every day you make the choice
To let in wrong or right
When shadows fall
You must prepare yourself for sunshine
For everything there is an end
And so my friend you must be brave
This door swings both ways
Which one will it be
Will we live in happiness
Or dwell in misery
This door swings both ways
Lets in earth and sky
Make the most of livin'
If you're not prepared to die
Make the most of livin'
If you're not prepared to die
by the issa is here September 17, 2011
by Dead Leprechaun October 12, 2004