Swimp

The art of slapping another human being with their own genitals.

"Swimp me."

"Don't swimp me."

by Tehwin May 24, 2003

Swimp

Geechee/Gullah for shrimp

Imma boil some swimp(s) when I get home.

by The Beast Meister August 30, 2019

Swimping

Eating a Wimpy burger then going swimming

Myself and Clive went Swimping and felt very ill.

by thatsanurbanlegend May 05, 2021

Swimp

A weeb who simps. A deadly combination.

Get this swimp out of my chat.

by Palmdaddy October 29, 2020

swimp

a person with a tiny penis

Yo that guy tried having sex with me, mans had a swimp

by glizzy glob stopper 3000 October 11, 2021

SWIMP

To pimp up something that swim.

Hi guys, let's swimp up that whale. OR Hey man, look how swimping that whale is.

by S Marlow August 25, 2017

swimp

swiftie + simp

Someone who is so obsessed with Taylor Swift that they simp over her constantly.

These people will often get angry at anyone who disses their TayTay while simultaneously shitting their diaper once they realize they’re invisible to the overrated celebrity they worship.

Normal Person: Taylor Swift could be performing in my bathroom and I still wouldn’t attend.

Swimp: Oh my God! For not liking her, you sure are wasting your time making fun of her. She’s a billionaire and doesn’t give a shit about you!

Normal Person: You’re sitting here DEFENDING a billionaire that doesn’t give a shit about you either. That’s worse.

Swimp: *cries and shits diaper*

by SimpsAreCancer February 16, 2024