Swimming Stork

The female version of blue balls.

"Did you have a good time out clubbing, Sussi?"

"No! I had swimming storks all night, man!"

by NotFriendsWithRick December 23, 2018

Swimming in shallow water

Swimming in shallow water means that you are very close to geting in trouble... When you were on the last hook

I was swimming in shallow water when I got 15 F's on 15 different tests

by Fake plant January 27, 2019

If it's swimmin put a lemon.

A restaurant phrase used when a garnish or lemon is placed with a dish that has some sort of fish.

Cook: "Order up!"
Server: "Thanks dude."

Cook: "Hey man, If it's swimmin put a lemon."

by hey miss! September 30, 2009

Swimming in Sea Weed

in deep trouble.

When the cops showed up, we knew we were swimming in sea weed.

by rm105scott February 5, 2010

Swimming in the soy sauce

To go against popular belief in a reckless or aggressive mannerthat ultimately leads to social ostracization.
To say something unpopularly savage.

David asked a group girls if they wanted to suck his dick. Needless to say, he was swimming in the soy sauce.

by Rash boat May 31, 2016

Swimming in own shit

Refers to someone who talk’s a lot of shit, and is unable to swim their way out if it.

Danielle was swimming in own shit.

by White Bread Sourdough March 10, 2021

swimming in the same pool

Coined by the infamous 'Slammer Bitch', this term refers to those meth heads that use intravenous methods to not only shoot meth, but use the same spoon or can as others to mix their dose

When I shoot up, I never like swimming in the same pool as another junkie.

by Duke Eberle May 16, 2015