Swirfty

What you say when you have a gambling addiction and lose all your money in one night but then do it again the next day

Yo josh im going hella swirfty right now

by Swirfty May 31, 2018

Tom Swifty

Tom Swifty

A Tom Swifty (or Tom Swiftie) is a phrase in which a quoted sentence is linked by a pun to the manner in which it is attributed. See the wikipedia article for a history of the word.

Examples of a "Tom Swifty";

"Do pens conduct electricity?" Tom inquired.

"I used to be a pilot," Tom explained.

"I swear to you, I'm not drowning!" Tom shouted in denial.

"I manufacture tables," Tom stated counter-productively.

"I think I have multiple personality disorder," said Tom, being Frank.

"I did not see that coming," said Anne frankly.

etc.

by Tout fille Canadian July 8, 2011

sniffty-nine

when two dogs (or people) are simultaneously sniffing each others' asses. (verb: sniffty-nining).

man, did you see those two bitches sniffty-nine each other? they were going at it hardcore!

by dan da p-funk August 8, 2006

swiftymax

a human who has a name called Khoi and looks utterly horrendous with the human eye, he wears a black hoodie and orange glasses, if you see him, RUN from this unholy beast

swiftymax is scary!

by Zypheoniy April 16, 2022

Swifty

A girl who is completely obsessed with country singer Taylor Swift. Usually a little bit lesbian towards her, and would give anything to meet her and be like her. Supports her 100% and loves her an unhealthy amount.

Shut up, I'm a swifty.

by lolIDEK October 25, 2010

taylor swifty

A taylor swifty is where a girl sings into your dick while jerking you off.

my gf came over today and gave me a taylor swifty she sure sucks at singing but can give a mean hand job.

by cmanley September 1, 2010

Swifty

One of the most awesome people on all of Youtube. He is awesome at video games, he is a role model to thousands of the people that subscribe to him. He has great friends and a good sense of humor. Overall, a great guy.

"Hey Will! Did you see Swifty's new 1 shot macro?" "Yea! He was able to crit that guy for 100k!"

by Jim Downey October 10, 2011