Surfboard

The surfboard sex position is when the male lays flat and erect. The female then proceeds to stand over him with one foot on each side of his hips. Next, drop down, swerve on the wood and ride as if it were a surfboard. May also be performed in reverse if preferred

Fill the bathtub half way and I'll ride you like a surfboard.

by KokoandLolo July 16, 2014

SmurfBoarding

Surf boarding with a blue surfboard

Cant today, busy smurfboarding

by pinapplesmurf November 1, 2011

surfboard

A girl who has small breasts, is flat.

"You don't like supermodels because of jealousy; you're a surfboard."

by MichealBluth December 29, 2005

About as much use as a surfboard with handlebars

An object or person who is completely and utterly worthless

- My bloody computer crashed again last night and I couldn't send those important emails

- Yeah, sounds like that thing is about as much use as a surfboard with handlebars

by Brammo September 24, 2006

surfboardt

Another spelling of the word surfboard as pronounced surfbort in beyonces Drunk In Love song.

Ridin on my surfboardts

by nnuada February 16, 2014

surfboard

noun- a girl or woman who is very flat in the chest and needs to be waxed, much like a surfboard. A surfboard can also be ridden roughly but will eventually become very wet.

Julia is such a surfboard i can't believe he thinks she's hot.

by smartperson1234567891011 May 9, 2011

serfboard

When you want to cross a river but don't have a board, so you tie your peasants together and ride them across. Invented by Leonardo da Vinci in 1634.

Sarah: I left my boat at home yesterday, so my jamboys drifted me across the river.
Jake: ah yes, the serfboard. Quite a fear of engineering.

by Dickshitbutt September 8, 2016