Sweezer

Your best friend or your person.

Me and my sweezer just got matching tattoos!

by Elvisa Hanson August 26, 2009

Sweeze

A sneeze while having Swine Flu OR a Swine Flu Sneeze. Can also be used as a question or suggesting someone may have Swine Flu.

"Was that a sneeze or a sweeze?"
"Don't sweeze on me"
"I think I just sweezed!"

by Ad.Co August 6, 2009

Sweetleaf

Any variety of the herb marijuana, often used in high regard.

"I don't pray to God man I worship that sweetleaf"

by midwestpunk79 February 26, 2010

Sweezel

A mix between a snake and a weasel

Aaron: Casey's spirit animal is a sweezel.
Braxton: yeah casey's shady as fuck.

by Sydney spanks June 13, 2015

Skeezler

Someone who is shady and is always out there to get something for a little bit a nothin'. They will be willing to sell their grandmother for a dollar.

You dirty skeezler.

by Ashley & Derrick. BITCHES' October 22, 2009

Sweezer

A Man The Squeezes The Pussy So Hard It Juices The Girls Pussy.

Bro are you a fucking sweezer?

by MrSweezer December 23, 2016

sweeze

Sweat or sward made out of cheese.

Guy 1: I'm stuck! Wait, I got this! (sweats cheese)
Guy 2: What even IS that?
Guy 1: Sweeze. It's sward made out of cheese. It'll help lubricate my body.
Guy 2: What's sward again?
Guy 1: Sweat made out of lard.
Guy 2: Weird.

by InkDictionary January 11, 2019