Swedish Grapefruit

When you're titty fucking your hoe at your local Swedish big box furniture outlet in the 700 square foot apartment and squirt your man pulp on her mouth and she puts up a sour face. Then she loves you like she's got Stockholm syndrome.

I was shopping at my local Swedish big box furniture outlet with Georgette and we saw a bed and she asked me to give her a Swedish grapefruit.

by Mdogshizzle69 October 27, 2018

wookiee sledge

(Noun): short for "wookiee sledgehammer"; another term for an incredibly, almost unbelievably, large erect penis. Is so named due to the fact that its hardness and size could theoretically allow the owner (wookiee OR human) to use it as a sledgehammer.

"Why is that guy bleeding and screaming?"

"He just got smashed in the head with that guy's wookiee sledge."

by Steve & Mark March 6, 2007

Sedge

When something is meant to be exciting but is really just lame.

This game is so Sedge
That was so Sedge

by James Donnelly January 2, 2022

Swedish Pickle-juice

The accumulation of sexually excreted fluids during intercourse that creates a mixture thats pungent taste reminds the receiver of pickle juice.

Juan: Gabriella, I still taste that swedish pickle-juice from that alabama hotpocket last night.

by asianpeoplemeet.com May 12, 2016

Swindling Swede

A dust farting old man who swindles people out of their hard earned money by letting them bet on Sunday football games when they are drunk at the topless bar on Saturday night. The Swede uses his gains to pay for his new Honda Accord, vet bills for his dogs, child support for all of his bastard children that he fathered while at Woodstock back in 1969.

Man, I lost $100 betting on the Swindling Swede's football games. I think we need to go jack his Honda Accord for giving out such bad advise on the games.

by 00NKB6211289 August 5, 2016

zubin sedghi

i love zubin i love zubin i love zubin i love zubin i love zubin i love zubin i love zubin i love zubin i love zubin i love zubin i love zubin i love zubin i love zubin i love zubin i love zubin i love zubin i love zubin i love zubin i love zubin i love zubin

A: "hey, who's zubin sedghi? isn't he from a band?"
B: "i love zubin"

by hrrrrghhhh October 13, 2022

Swedish breeze

Farting under the blanket then wafting the wind of doom into face of bed mate.

Dude I totes gave Meegan a Swedish breeze of epic proportions last night. Smelled like shrimp chili and fear.

by SLyMcGillicudy May 27, 2015