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swede

1. Person of Sweden, Scandinavia, Northern Europe. Typically tall and very good-looking with white-blonde hair and blue eyes. There is a stereotype that says Swedish girls are all horny bimbo sluts, but this mostly came from a couple of Swedish actresses during the 1950s who played some of the first nude roles.

2. A whitish-green vegetable with broad waxy leaves that grow in a tight "rose". Belongs to the cabbage family.
(This actually happened in my school.)

Person 1: Did you see that HOT new girl? She is HOT!
Person 2: Yeah, she's Swedish.
Person 1: I would BANG her!
Person 2: Dude, woah. She's only like, 12. They grow fast in Sweden.
by 100%swedishgirl May 30, 2006
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A woman or man from Sweden. The woman are always hot but not as tall as everyone thinks. The men are also very good looking and are on average 6" or taller. Swedes can be found by asking them about Norway. All Swedes hate Norway because of the natural oil reserves that were found after Sweden gave Norway back to the Norwegians. Swedes are usually blonde but can very between dark blonde to brunette. Do not mistake a swede for a person from Switzerland, we hate that. Us swedes are all good looking and while at the but of every country's jokes, you still want to get with us.
Man, look at that girl, she is so hot.. She has to be a Swede!
by hot_swede November 11, 2009
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you walk down the street and bump into a swede and the first thing said is sorry and the first thing done is fast walking so as not to create a situation beyond thier control
by guevara April 19, 2004
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Slang for your heid
Yer pure burstin' ma swede man!

Kylie Minogue's: "I just cannae get you oot ay ma swede..."
by Bernard Manning August 13, 2003
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Swede

n. a boxhead.
Swedes are known as boxheads due to their squarish heads.
Often used to describe a thick, dull, brutish fellow that is prone to drunkenness.
That Swede was such a boxhead that he had a Volvo and a Saab.
That Swede's noggin was box-shaped so that is why he was called a boxhead.
Shall we go to Ikea to see the boxheads?
by adam_before_eve April 27, 2006
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Citizens of the country Sweden. Pretty much the same at their neighbors the norwgians, just gayer.
I go to IKEA a lot. Dies that make me a swede?
by No, I am not shrek May 12, 2018
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Swede is camp as fuck
by NiggaH8r25 June 13, 2019
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