swede

What some people around the Atlanta, Georgia area refer to black people as because they figure it's not as offensive as calling the darkies a ni****. It's a way to talk about them without their knowing, because a swede is the completely opposite color of a whitey.
50 points for hittin' the momma swede!
by JimmyWimmy January 17, 2007
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swede

A wog with a shitty riced up car like an Excel with a drift wing or a GX Imprezza with a WRX bonnet.
Look at that fuckin' swede with his STi shopping trolley. I bet he lives in Sydney
by drew christx May 05, 2005
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A big nosed hulking kinda guy that is terribble at math and resembles a cop!
Hey Swede, stop looking like a cop or we're gonna get our asses beat!
-stop crying .......fuckin'swede
by Guy March 24, 2005
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Look at that Swede, he stole my fathers potatoes.
by Duderino Dude January 14, 2008
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Sweded

The summarized recreation of popular pop-culture films using limited budgets and a camcorder. The process is called sweding. Upon completion the film has been Sweded.

Origins: In the Michel Gondry film BE KIND REWIND, the character Jerry accidentally erases the videotapes at Mos Def's rental store, and the pair remake all the movies themselves. These versions become popular with customers, who are told they take longer to arrive and cost more because they come from Sweden. Hence, the films are referred to as 'Sweded'.
Many versions of Star Wars Sweded can be found on the internet.
by Annastacia March 16, 2008
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Re-making something from scratch using whatever you can get your hands on.
In the most potentially funny film of 2008 ‘Be Kind, Rewind‘, Jack Black and Mos Def must re-record classic movies to replace broken VHS tapes. The process is described in the film as sweding, or “re-making something from scratch using whatever you can get your hands on.”
by Morten Folkvord February 15, 2008
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Swede

1. A person that is a citizen of Sweden, or is from there. (by bloodline at least.)

Swedish people are extremely tolerant, they are great drinking buddies and love to swim in the summer.

one of the best Aircraft are from Sweden, and we have great car companys such as Volvo and SAAB. (Volvo is owned by Ford.)

There are alot of hot women in Sweden, if you find a Blonde woman with blue eyes speaking in a Northern European accent, shes probably a Swede or from Norway.

In Sweden, Education is free aswell. thats why we have so many immigrants moving here. public schooling is free along with university, so if you want to get a university but dont have enough money to do so, just come to Sweden and we'll get you a degree! but you still have to do good in school though.
French tourist: AH merde! you crashed in moi bicyclette!

average Swede: Oh, I am sorry! I did not me to.

French tourist: Merde! I fucked your mother!

Average Swede: Oh, really? why, My mom has not have had much of a sex life lately. First I thought you where mad at me and now you come up with this wonderful message! thank you!

French tourist: ...
by Flådig Man February 22, 2021
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