One who is very knowledgeable with statistics, specifically basketball stats. Very good with numbers, and usually has a ridiculously good memory. Remembers the most crazy stats that nobody else does.
Statman is helping out by doing the stats for our team tonight!
Did Statman tell you about that Bulls-Pacers game last night?
"Stephen went 6/6 from the 3pt line and had 31pts, 9/13 from the FT line, 8/14 from the field and had 6 Rebounds," says Statman.
Did Statman tell you about that Bulls-Pacers game last night?
"Stephen went 6/6 from the 3pt line and had 31pts, 9/13 from the FT line, 8/14 from the field and had 6 Rebounds," says Statman.
by THE Original Statman April 13, 2010
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When standing over a girl as she fingers your prostate from your anus. so you can simultaneously Blow a load on her belly and blast watery lube filled shit all over her chest and or face.
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3. So Amazing to the most "laidback people" ever
4. Sexy
5. Hot chocolate
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3. So Amazing to the most "laidback people" ever
4. Sexy
5. Hot chocolate
1. "That girl dude, Chelsea, she is so, Swetmangi, definately, swetmangi man"
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2. Hey man wanna get some sweetmangi
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by Blade Magaven June 21, 2004
Get the swetmangi mug.A colloquial Australian term. Same as Hobo in USA. Someone who wanders from place to place working for his tucker, whose possessions fit into his swag (Ofttimes his blanket tied by the corners and slung over his shoulder on a stick) The song Waltzing Matilda was written about a Swagman who stole a sheep, but this is not the norm for the Swagman., He was a traveler, for whatever reason.
Walzting Matilda was a song written about a Swagman who stole a sheep, but, although the most famous reference it certainly was not the norm for the Swagman.
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