Swashbuckling Whore

A type of woman who likes to pick up illegals outside of Home Depot and trick them into "fixing a leaky faucet." Also enjoy homeless single dads and puts their claim of "will work for food" to the test. Will occasionally make wild claims about burritos for her own sick pleasure. Also known as the Twaffle, Twaffzilla or TWilley, as in TWilley gonna getcha.

That swashbuckling whore took another homeless dude back to her place.

by burritokenny August 22, 2012

Balls Swashbuckling

The act of creating the "Newton's Cradle" with you and at least two friend's testicles. This is typically done in the later hours of the day when the wife is gone (bitch).

Bro you should've been there last night! The wife was gone and the boys Balls Swashbuckled all night! For science! We were balls swashbuckling machines!

by ballchungler43 April 28, 2021

swashbuckle

To rage, bring on shenanigans, and consume questionable amounts of alcoholic beverages.

Dude, we are going to swashbuckle next week. You in?

Me and my friends swashbuckled at that bar last night, it was a good night.

Let's swashbuckle!

by djSURGE May 17, 2010

Swahili Swashbuckler

when in the act of anal sex with your female companion. you quickly pull out and squirt a bottle of mayo deep in her bum.

guy 1: dude i love doing the swahili swashbuckler. the bitch didnt expect it
guy 2: yeah lets blow our heads off

by sergent fuck stick May 11, 2009

Swashbuckle

The act of to guys accidently crossing penises while having a intercourse with a female.

Scott and Evelio swashbuckled while having sex with Barbara.

by NYCAkumaKenMasters December 24, 2008

swashbuckeling

Anything and Everything a pirate does that is awesome, usually involving a good amount of rum, jumping off shit, and screaming "ARRR".

"Damn that was a swashbuckling good time."

"Whats that pirate doing over there? thats awesome!"
"Oh, hes just swashbuckeling"

"YAARRRR"

by Budday Schultz [TS] April 20, 2007

swashbuckling

The occurrence of two penises coming in contact. Can be for the purpose of comparative measurement or the purpose of play. The movement generally resembles the sword fighting technique of pirates.

Curious about the status of their respective manhood , Joey and Shmoolie spent the better part of the afternoon swashbuckling.

by jeromino111 November 3, 2010