free samples

porn for people who don't have any money that only last 10-30 sec.

I have a mass of free samples on my computer that just keep repeating.

by imlikeabear December 29, 2007

aiden samples

aiden samples, aka "bitchass" as maya calls him, is a meanie that harasses maya for chocolate chip cookies

?: hey maya have u beat aiden samples up yet?
maya: sadly not yet but ima get his bitchass

by maya alle June 8, 2020

junior samples

One of the stars of the HEHAW TV SHOW

junior samples is one of the stars of the HEHAW TV SHOW

by i am a ruggraber July 29, 2008

collect samples

to masterbate.

Was created while NYU students were trying to come up with ideas for research in applied mathematics and though of doing research in masterbation. One student volunteered to "collect some samples."

Yo man I need to go to the bathroom and collect samples for this project.

by en1ightened August 16, 2006

Shayla Samples

Some cunt that sticks lava lamps up her butt!

Dre: Is that Shayla Samples?
Trish: Yeah, dat her.

by Dre12121212 March 31, 2009

swample

v. - the act of swapping something with another to sample what they have; combination of swap and sample = swample
(this word came about when i accidently typed "swample" for "sample" and my friend and i took it from there and i came up with a definition. i think that everyone should use this word! haha)

a few examples:

when having a meal with someone and they have something on their plate that looks good:
"mind if i swample some fries for an onion ring?"

the mutual sharing of something:
"dan and i swampled cds this weekend."

...and i'm sure anyone with their mind in the gutter could think of some other uses of "swample"...

by samantha, aka: the starcat April 30, 2005

paint samples

What poor kids collect in lieu of trading cards.

Homeless Shelter Attendent: Little Johnny, what did you do today?
Johnny: I traded a Deep Cyan for two B&B Yellows!
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Lowes Cashier: Damn little poor kids stole all the paint samples!

by ScarletTheHarlot February 28, 2008