Swissing

The act of poking one's member (natural or strap on) all over another person's body, including all holes and crevaces, like swiss cheese. Areas not limited to vag, anus, mouth, belly button, boobs, ears, nose, arm pits, back of knees, feet, neck, fat rolls, closed hand, etc.

It was dark in the room, so Zac was swissing his lover Brenda before finding the correct location.

by PinballAction March 3, 2015

Swissilian

Someone who wants to have sex every 15 minutes sharp.

"I'm dating this Swissilian! Without a doubt he's the most amazing sex animal by the clock."

by Artmiks December 16, 2008

swassin

The act of having swamp ass. A condition caused by excessive sweat or moisture in the taint region. It is commonly uncomfortable, itchy, red, and sometimes crusty. In the case of the latter, one should seek medical attention.

*if not medical attention is available, Desitin will usually put an end to your suffering.

It is so hot out here. I am definitely swassin.

by htown77036 August 13, 2011

a Swissie

The act of inserting a ping pong bat into the anus of a man, the object being for him to hit his own scrotum with the ping pong bat.

Generally practiced in Switzerland, hence the name.

"What are you up to tonight?"
"Ahh, I think I'll have a Swissie and go to bed."

by Buggedsee January 11, 2016

Swissism

A way a person eats swiss cheese and wants to eat a lot of swiss cheese.

Dude 1: "Hey bro"

Dude 2: "I am not a swissism why are you asking me!?!?!"

Dude 1: "Okay bro."

by Thicc_lol69 November 12, 2019

Swissie

The currency used by all who are awesome and all who are Sweedish. It is recognized world wide for its high value and the fact it is one of the few modern currencies that is meticulusly held to a gold-standard. Swissies can be used in the United States, but only in the Towson Town Center, Harford County, MD, or anywhere else designated by the two chancellor of the USSSD (United States Swissie Spending Designators), Tim Pillienthal.

The current exchange rate from United States Dollars (USD) to Swiss Swissies (SSWI) is 1 USD to 3.5 SSWI.

-"Hey do you see those shoes over there?"
-"Yeah, they are bomber!"
-"I wonder how much they cost?"
-"Well, the tag says 50 dollars so that means they cost 175 Swissies."

by Chancellor Pillienthal May 1, 2010

Swailsing

When you make a healthcare decision that negatively effects patients and nurses but saves money

I fired all ancillary staff and am making my nurses clean and stock rooms, I'm Swailsing this bitch

by Givinmyall July 15, 2017