swaggle

Things that sway back and forth

"I was walking holding this fish with gigantic lips and the seam from the center of the lips swaggled back and forth slightly".

It was really funny!!!

by A's September 22, 2005

swaggle

to masterbate, jerk off, or oterwise beat your meat while your parents, or someone else you don't want to discover what you're doing, is home (i.e...... girlfriend)

Dude I swaggled while my mom was fixing chicken in the kitchen...... right next to my room!!!!!!! i had porn and chickin fixin' sound at the same time, and it was HOT!!!!

by curlybopeep October 2, 2004

swaggle

swag = shit
fraggle = wasteman
wasteman = looser that plays runescape all day

a cross between swag and fraggle

swaggle = an annoying mugget who does shit all

barney ~ saff joe ,, what yuh do todaii .?

joe - umm runescape :P

barney ~ all day .??

joe - yehh bwoii

barney ~ ohh meh daiis you swaggle!! i went on club penguin!!

by Barney && Joe XD May 3, 2008

Swaggling

A young person who looks like they have swag, or openly admit they possess the lame ass power of "Swag". Commonly seen with snapbacks, wifebeater shirts and name brand sneakers. They often end up with STD's, children, prison sentences and all have a guaranteed job at McDonald's due to their lack of intelligence .

"We went to the McDonald's drive-through yesterday and some swaggling took our order, but first he took a selfie with his spatula"

by Fernie July 8, 2014

Swaggle

Wiggle + Swag

To give group hug; in an awkward fashion

Adam Young swaggled the audience

by LynzSwaggles November 23, 2011

swaggles

glasses full of swag

swag+glasses
swaggles

by Woburn Footballer October 29, 2011

Swaggle

The last bit of beer remaining at the bottom of a cup or bottle, forsaken usually because it's too warm to drink or simply because it consists mainly of one's own backwash.

I almost puked after I realized that I had grabbed the wrong bottle and gotten a mouthful of my roommate's swaggle.

by cupajo October 1, 2008