Dick Swaddler

(Noun) One who's penis is flashed to men with no shame, boundaries, or hesitation.

Palmer: Wow, Elliot is so nasty. He is always flashing his dick at poeple.

Nick: Ya, he's quite the dick swaddler.

by NikDubz November 6, 2010

cock swaddle

The act of wrapping up your pud during masturbation with any sort of cloth or fabric (preferably soft and disposable) so that the inevitable sticky, messy load is confined and easily disposed of.

I know that Donnie employed the cock swaddle in my bathroom because he came out smiling, the bathroom didn't stink like ass, and one of my hand towels was missing. What a fucker.

by Cosmosis September 22, 2009

Cum Swaddle

When you fuck a pregnant chick and cum on the baby. When the baby gets delivered, it is wrapped in a swaddle of cum.

"Dude, I fucked a pregnant chick and gave her baby a cum swaddle," said Lil' Wayne

by Bobby Harrison December 19, 2010

Saddled

One who gets dropped, hit, crushed. Usually referenced to sports or in a fight.

Did you watch the hockey game last night?
Yeah! Did you see Malkin get saddled!?

by BeBallin April 28, 2015

tard swaddle

The manner in which a mentally retarded person walks, blending the acts of shuffling and waddling.

Look at Doug go! He's got such a tard swaddle.

by yannimyfanny March 11, 2008

shaddled

Walking with shit in ones pants. More of a waddle, really.

Joe: Hey, where'd Steve go?
Tom: Ah, he shaddled on over to the shitter.

by Hugh G. Dickinson January 25, 2017

SHADDLED

The combination of “Shook” and “Raddled” - to be SHADDLED also synonymous with “ROOKETH”

Holy shit did you see the new season of Stranger Things???

I know I was SHADDLED!!!

by TChristensen13 April 20, 2018