summoning the genie

Masturbation. Can be used for either males or females, as long as the act requires rubbing with a hand.

I spent all night summoning the genie when I shoulda been working on my term paper. Now it's going to be late and I have a hand cramp!

by FauxFoe February 15, 2018

summon a bus

To light a cigarette while waiting for a bus at a bus stop. Derived from the belief in murphy's/sod's law, which states that a bus (on which smoking is not permitted) will always arrive shortly after a cigarette is lit.

(Man waiting for bus): "Ill just summon the bus.."

by oracle March 7, 2005

Summoning the monkey

Summoning the monkey: a euphemism for masturbation.

Originally coined by Liam O'Brien of the Critical Role D&D ensemble, and subsequently (maybe) made canon by DM Matt Mercer's explanation that summoning the monkey is the past time of many a wizard in their early years of training.

Sam: Have you seen Liam?
Laura: He's in the bathroom, probably summoning the monkey.
Sam: Thanks, I think I'll join him.

by Artagan000 May 3, 2021

sneha suman

She is beautiful kind and awesome..she is also very good in studies and could do anything for the person who she loves the most.if you loose her you will regret a lot..

Sneha suman is cool

by Sumo lucky June 23, 2021

Dentz or summing

When you get Fifa 20 for Christmas

It was so “dentz or summing” when we got Fifa 20 for Christmas and got smashed by 9 goals on co-op seasons

by YouAreABot December 27, 2019

summat

Yorkshire slang for "something."
Can also, more specifically, mean "something like that."

I'm going to go watch TV, or summat.

by Jack August 5, 2003

Summoning Salt

The best speedrunning Youtuber out there. A Youtuber that is both famous and unknown.

"Have you ever heard of Summoning Salt?"

by anonymous November 10, 2020