Suede

A suede is just someone who’s a thick prick, someone who is just overall dense.

Amy’s such a suede like

by sparklesjennitals April 14, 2020

suede-denim secret police

The Inner Circle cronies working for California Governor Jerry Brown during his first two terms as governor (Cali's 34th Governor) from 1975 to 1983, and his current 3rd term (Cali's 39th Governor), after his 2010 election, and return to the Governor's office. The term "Suede-Denim Secret Police" came into existence with the Dead Kennedy's song "California Über Alles" (released in 1979).

"Now it is 1984,
Knock, Knock at your front door.
It's the Suede-Denim Secret Police,
They have come for your Uncool Niece!"
- Dead Kennedys ("California Über Alles")

by Chief of the Okhrana December 31, 2013

suede j

The act of playing HALO 3 by yelling obscence, yet creative insults at the other players, including the players on your own team, while geekily wearing the included headset. Such insults include, but are not limited to the following: "Stop being such a vagina, you douche.", "Yo douchebag, here eat some ball-sack.", "Fuck you, you pusker, stop feeding me dick."

Wow, you play HALO so suede j.
Can you teach me how to play suede j style?

by Toni Ann November 25, 2007

Suede Patches

Clothing displaying profuse underarm sweating. Can also refer to the person with the profuse sweating.

“That lawyer must be nervous, check out her suede patches.”

"Check it out, Suede Patches over there he must have been on the treadmill for hours."

by SBoss2 January 29, 2009

Suede jacket

If you're not going define this word then i will

Henry was wearing light brown suede jacket

by Suklaa August 22, 2018

Suede Skulling

Where a woman removes her dentures and performs fellatio vigorously as she bites down on the male's member.

It sucks she got in an accident and knocked out her front teeth, but she gives the best suede skulling in Witchita, KS!

by M Dot Demon December 13, 2010

Suede-shaver

Someone who wears low-end/fake designer clothing in order to appear better than they are.

Suede-shaver: A fake/pleather jacket, knock-off designer clothing, cheap suit in an effort to appear better than they are.

by The crud101 April 12, 2017