Suckasstrophe

A situation or event, however, not a catastrophe, that you find yourself in that really sucks.

I was supposed to have a telephone interview today for an awesome job. My phone never rang and a voicemail appeared 5 hours later, what a suckasstrophe!

by Nauticalnun August 31, 2011

suckasstic

A word I invented because I didn't hear it right when someone said "sarcastic". Then I thought, wow, suckasstic... thats a great word. It can mean it really sucks ass, in a fantastic kind of way. Suckasstic.

That movie was totally suckasstic.

by Unique Name August 6, 2005

Suckapotamus

An individual that bears a striking resemblance to a hippopotamus, who has an addiction to complaining, and is plagued with the problem of just sucking at life in general. Such an individual is a cross between beast, Debbie-downer, Medusa, and an incurable migraine.

The party became exponentially more enjoyable after the suckapotamus left. If I had to listen to one more complaint, I was going to cut my ear off.

by DaddyWouldYouLikeSomeSausage November 11, 2010

Suckist

(n.) 1. Anybody who thinks that lip-synching is defensible or artistically valid as musical performance; 2. Anybody who derides somebody as being "rockist" for adhering to certain expectations with regard to rock music; 3. An adherent of SUCKISM.

"Ms. Sanneh is a suckist of the first order."

by Rocky R. Rockington III November 1, 2004

suckabitch

a sucker that is also a bitch.

guy1, "i just sold that guy a c-d player for 90 dollars."

guy2, "Him? That guys a bitch."

guy3, "No, hes a suckabitch."

by mickey l brown January 30, 2008

Suckafish

The correct term for one who you think is a sucker, loser, or anything else.

OR a phrase said after an accomplishment over another person

The correct usage instead of the word Suckafoo

Wow, that guy is being a total suckafish

by IsabelleC June 25, 2010

suckafish

So your in jail right. New guy = suckafish. Why? Cause I said so, thats why.

*Sittin in jail* jailbird #1:did you see the new guy?" Jailbird #2: "Yeah brah that suckafish jus got in yesterday for kickin a dog er whateva" Jailbird #1 "Showertime!"

by sucker fish, suck a fish February 28, 2012