suck a duck

you say it to someone to tell them to go suck a ducks ass

why dont you go suck a duck

by aceb32 April 11, 2010

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Suck a duck

A phrase that is apparently 'trending' as of May 2020.
Why? Do I look like I know?
Just be a man and say 'dick' for fuck sake.

Okay now that thats over with, the phrase suck a duck is basically the same as suck a dick, except that the person saying it doesn't want to offend someone by saying the word 'dick'

If you couldn't figure that out yourself, I'm disappointed.

Person A: "Hey, B! I dare you to shout 'suck a dick' out loud in class!
Person B: "Okay..."
Person B: (shouting out loud): "SUCK A DUCK!"
Person A: "You fucking disappoint me, B."
Classroom:

Person A:

Person B:

Teacher:

Person A: "Pussy.."

by iiJ03L May 26, 2020

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suck my duck

what new phones auto-correct to before you can turn auto-correct off.

Guy : Hey you wanna come over and suck my duck later baby? ;)
Girl : Um, what?
Guy : Suck my dick** sorry new phone :/
Girl : Still no.... :/

by idiot_guy November 09, 2015

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Suck my duck

Alternative to suck my dick.

"Suck my duck bitch!"

by Bahamuta September 30, 2007

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Suck a duck ass

1: a Lame ass person
2: some one gullible as hell
3: some one who is socially awkward or Green
4: in Anglo Saxon term it means “suck a/my dick”

1: He really thought that try that old ass hustle on me I almost slapped his… SUCK A DUCK ASS out!

2: I know you fuQ’N lying! Girl Ivan spent all his money on her and she stood him up! Yeah he a… SUCK A DUCK ASS NIGGA now

3:You Toni what ever happen to that… SUCK A DUCK ASS intern you was training?

4: Dave: Hey Rich I know you off this weekend but can you cover me Saturday morning and Sunday night?
Rich: AWWW HELL NO YOU CAN… SUCK A DUCK

by Galehart Popwell March 24, 2023

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